Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

 Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken.  (Sorry.)

Lining up for turkeys

Hundreds of people lined up Tuesday at the York Benevolent Association for their free Thanksgiving do-it-yourself  dinner, including turkeys. 

Officials there said lines have never been this long, and traffic control was necessary to keep the peace. People waiting in their cars in the handicapped line were even seen squeezing into line, and the line sometimes reached around the corner a block away. 

It's a shame that there's even a need for places like the Benevolent Association, but there are a few hundred people in York who are glad it's here.